ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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straight people: sexuality shouldn’t matter. who cares who’s straight and who isn’t? why do you want more queer characters? it shouldn’t matter. sexuality doesn’t matter. everyone should be straight cause it shouldn’t matter.

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i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

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